This boy is thirsty as hell 😭

A real salesman would have waited and sold that guy a new contract.

My love language is puns and dumb jokes, Fozzie Bear levels of dumb.

Giving people a reason to drive their cars was a pretty good plan.

We fondly remember the days when phone buttons actually had letters printed on them

I'm way too high for this

'I don't have any m... any m... I'm poor' Gold

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He's putting a lot of trust in that suit...

Wow. That's one heck of a last-ditch effort.

He sounded like a cow for a second

I know people's brains explode now if a video is longer than 30 seconds, but could we get a slowed-down version so it actually looks like something, please?

"With the steel chair!!!"

Love that all the bystanders played it cool and didn't rat him out

All grip strength, zero core

Forgot which cub follows along and which one goes looking for danger.

Finally, someone who reacted to the cat falling instead of trying to get a good shot of the whole thing

Cowboys fans every NFL season.

Hahaha, that's not how it wor... You know what? I'll try it later

This needs Arnold grunts