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Oct 10

Can't come to the door right now

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Yonda_00760

A real salesman would have waited and sold that guy a new contract.

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Netsforex_189

If the first guy doesn't seem interested: โ€œCould I speak to your husband?โ€

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Jester152570

Once after I knocked, a guy just yelled โ€œcome in!โ€ I called back, โ€œyou don't know me.โ€ โ€œThat's okay, I have a gun,โ€ he answered.. So I went in and found him, and he did have a gun. I gave my pitch and we had a good chat, but sadly, no sale..

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Albatroz_901187

What did he say at the end? โ€œColdโ€? Then something something โ€œin a bitโ€?

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Shifty377146

It's โ€˜Say nuttin bro in a bitโ€™ - meaning say no more, bye.

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OKTifo107

I think it was something like โ€œhaven't heard that one yetโ€ or โ€œhaven't heard that one in a while,โ€ but I'm not sure.

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MajorPaper4169146

My favorite part is the part where I couldn't understand what they said, plus OP's vague answer.

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ButterflyS91984

For future viewers (not an exact transcript): The guy ringing the doorbell is a telemarketer/scammer offering the homeowner a lower gas/electric rate The homeowner says he can come to the door once his boyfriend gets the strap-on out of his ass Telemarketer: โ€œBrutal,โ€ and walks off.

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DurantIsStillTheKing108

In other words, the homeowner told him to get lost and the salesman got the message.

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Aggravating-Diet-66360

The British are just so much wiser than us. You could use this on every door-to-door salesman, campaign volunteer, and Bible thumper... Thanks for the tactic, mate

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