Is the dog really your friend?
The rottweiler with the empty bowl in mouth, middle of the night, pitch dark, standing up on the bed, waiting for his owner to feed him. And proceeds to scare the crap out of him. Classic.
Why have they got a bed cam?
In case of paranormal activity.
Most of these aer funny but a couple of them are just shitty dog-owners. Especially the Amazon delivery guy who had to deal with the people's aggressive dogs they leave outside for the delivery person.
Probably not the best grill placement. And that poor guy/girl who lost their pants and then went flying out the door is some straight loony toons shit lmao
I feel like a bad person but that was hilarious. She actually like got air and went flying out that door.
My evil princess Maiya the chihuahua would sleep on the pillow by my head and one night she got up for some reason in the pitch dark and stepped directly into my mouth… her tiny leg went straight down my throat and I woke up gagging and choking and I accidentally bit her… lmao So I had a screaming dog on my face because she just got startled and bit, I was gagging and choking on a fuzzy leg, and then I sat up flinging her across the room where I was dry heaving up fur… I kept gagging for the next few days because my throat and uvula were scraped and anything bothered it making me gag… She went right back to her spot the next night like nothing happened.. she was smart enough to know that it was awful for both of us and her fault kinda… lol she held no grudge for being chomped and yeeted. I miss my princess… rest in peace you little fuck.
The dog driving the jeep, classic. Should have been in the car with him as he's still on his learners.
That second girl gonna get a black eye: -"did your boyfriend hit you?" -"no, the dog... hit me with... the door..."
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