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Today I got this in my fortune cookie..

JosephschockerOct 20
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Today I got this in my fortune cookie..

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Chesticle54430

I think it means women shouldn't try to become equal to men, but should try to become better than men.

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--Anonymoose---665

So if they're already better, trying to be equal would actually be a demotion.

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NerdBag421

Are you sure? I didn't read it that way. I think it means women should try to be the best, not just equal.

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godver3160

Yeah, especially the part about "lacking ambition."

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washtubs573

> Guys, calm down. I'm drunk. Legendary edit

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Watari210thesecond1627

This thread shows how many people who can't read think this message is an insult to women.

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nyITguy294

Welcome to the internet.

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StirFry__InaWok361

I really hate that fortune cookies have totally given up on the concept of "fortunes." Nowadays they're almost all boring generic advice. They don't even pretend to be fortunes anymore.

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BlueWater321300

I want to see some really ominous fortunes. "Damn it, stay home tomorrow." "If you keep going the way you're going now, you'll be buried in this shirt." "Don't trust them." "Be careful, on Tuesday there will be a lot of blood." "No one has ever been killed by a duck. Don't be the first."

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