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They just can't learn.

AdAshamed5509Nov 5
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They just can't learn.

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AbheyBloodmane13809

In high school I helped a retired farmer raise chickens. I've delivered calves, milked cows, raised pigs, pretty much done it all. Chickens were the dumbest and filthiest creatures I've ever raised. For health reasons I gave up beef and pork. But I can **never** give up chicken. Those failed dinosaurs have no purpose other than becoming energy for my mitochondria.

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strider_m34498

Even chickens like chicken, huh

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jeranamo1747

It took me a while to realize these guys are cannibals. I went to a small farm and only found out when I saw one eating the carcass of another chicken that had just died.

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Zero_Burn1481

That's something people who raise chickens have to watch out for. If one gets wounded and the others get a taste of it, the injured chicken gets eaten alive by the flock. You have to isolate an injured chicken until it's fully healed.

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jeranamo959

So the "just died" chicken I saw was probably eaten alive at first. Got it.

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yournames2992

They're such chickens 🐓

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lizardhindbrain2031

That reaction is a reflex, so it happens without thinking, and it kicks in before the rational part of the brain even figures out the situation. It evolved for survival. Just run, spin, flee. It doesn't matter why. All that matters is that they survive more often than they get eaten alive.

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ContributionMuted118536

And if you've ever raised chickens you know most of them have almost no part of the brain that thinks rationally, so even if they wanted to think they couldn't

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drunk_fat_possum1035

The combined intelligence of every chicken on Earth is 4

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