They said Shakespeare was dead.

Damian, who makes minimum wage, is watching this insane declaration unfold: ☹️.

"Behold the field that nurtures my sh*t: a barren wasteland."

This isn't Victorian English. It should be 'Labour,' not 'Labor.' /s

Shakespeare died 200 years before the Victorian era even began.

This is the resignation letter I'm submitting when I quit my job.

Wait, now that the Transformers theme is playing, this is even better.

This is true art.