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Thank you, sir

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Oct 20

Thank you, sir

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PreyToTheDemons2617

Thank you so much for going with the bigger one, sir. I guess it's a squirrel.

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copewithlifebyliving441

That's a chipmunk. Edit: Looking again, it's as big as a squirrel. Can someone tell me what kind of squirrel this is?

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jscottman96276

Chipmunks are squirrels too.

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FlerplesMerples364

You're a squirrel too.

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Remarkable_Cup36301512

That was always the rule. One person splits it in half, and the other person picks which side they want.

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1sttimeverbaldiarrhe269

Kitchen rules! If I cut, you pick. If I cook, you do the dishes.

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DirtandPipes672

I once saw a squirrel snatch a jar of peanut butter right out of my mom's hands just as she was about to make a sandwich. It ran off on its two hind legs with the jar, and my mom chased it yelling, but in the end it pulled it off.

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Substantial_Policy60588

Every time we go camping there's some fearless, annoying squirrel. Don't feed the wildlife... I've been tempted to shoot them with a slingshot. Get out of my campsite and off the table. If they're bold enough to climb on people, it means some idiot campers have been feeding them over and over.

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Laidback_Guy326

It was just trying to fill its cheek pouches.

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Musket6969420266

Snatched it!

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