Stephen Wright Reveals His All-Time Favorite Joke...
> I went to the 24-hour grocery store down the street. The owner was locking the door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yeah, but not continuously."
One of my favorite comedians
That guy's song about Rachel is seriously amazing.
I got a dog recently and named him 'Stay.' It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" and the dog goes wild.
Found out today that Steven Wright is still alive. His joke I love: I picked up a hitchhiker. We drove in silence for a while. Finally I said, "Fasten your seatbelt. I've always wanted to try something... I saw it in a cartoon, and I think I can do it."
"When I was a kid, one Christmas my grandpa gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids. Then he said, 'Here, you two share.'"
I'm addicted to placebos.
I could quit, but it wouldn't matter anyway.
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