Spider-Man: No Way Home
Bro, he's doing a stripper dance in front of the kids…
I haven't been to a strip club much in my life, but I've been a few times. I've never seen a stripper suddenly start doing push-ups with applause.
Too bad, bro. If you go to a men's strip club with plenty of single guys, a nice gentleman will take care of that part for you.
If you meet the right person, you won't even need hands for push-ups.
At that age you have to go slower with kids. Their tiny brains don't even have time to process what's going on, and this guy is just doing a gigolo dance for the kids lol If they were a few years older it would be a big deal, but at this age it's just too fast for them to process what's happening.
My guess is those kids will figure out which cousin or uncle this guy is, and like always, they'll be unimpressed.
So is that weird pause between sentences why kids' shows are like that?
Those kids aren't reacting at all.
No, they're just too young. Maybe they don't even like Spider-Man, maybe it's just what their parents like. Even if they knew Spider-Man, this is too fast and chaotic for them to handle. At around 4 or 5 they'd react differently (look at the big kid on the right, he's totally excited). But these kids are maybe around three? At that age it has to go slower, and they still won't be as excited as the older kids. Their reaction is closer to shock or disbelief than the 'wow, it's Spider-Man!' reaction you'd see from 4 or 5 year olds and up.
Looking at those lines, it reminded me of a bear with tapeworms.
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