Safely behind the newly installed expensive steel door.
Wild boars have strength, agility, and speed all in one package.
Charisma is a dump stat.
You'd have to be one incredibly charmin' damn hog. Ten times more charmin' than that Arnold from Green Acres.
I mean.. a 400-pound (about 180 kg) boar hitting something at insane speed (mach fuck).. nothing survives that.
I looked up wild boar sizes out of curiosity, and the biggest ones are apparently about the size of a grizzly bear. Scary stuff!
An 800-pound (about 360 kg) Hogzilla just crashed the chat!
Sign that pig to a pro contract. He'd be a great running back.
Boar'd his way in (pun on boar and bore)
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