Why... what did he do!?

Moving a whole body in one piece is always a headache. They say the best thing to do is cut the corpse into six pieces and pile them together. And once you've got your six pieces, you have to get rid of them. You can't leave them in the freezer for your mum to find, now can you? Then I hear the best thing is to feed them to pigs. Starve the pigs for a few days, and a chopped-up body looks like curry to a drunk. You have to shave the victims' heads and pull out the teeth, for the piggies' digestion. You could do it afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sifting through pig shit, do you? They go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They'll get through a 200-pound body in about eight minutes. That means a single pig eats two pounds of raw flesh a minute. Hence the expression ‘greedy as a pig.’

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And if he keeps working hard, someday he might have a pet pig too. Oink, oink.