A Mormon missionary makes his point.
Never let them know your next move
That's Charlie, he's a wildcard
Speaking as someone who's eaten a dandelion for a laugh, it's not worth it. He was not having a good time, I promise you.
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The fluffy parts of a dandelion are so dry and fine that they all instantly stick to the inside of your wet mouth, and the seeds are pointy. So now you've got a bunch of pointy seeds stuck all over your mouth and tongue that refuse to cooperate no matter how hard you try to get them out.
Not sure he was doing it for a laugh. He looked like he was enjoying a snack, and the other kid looked like it was nothing unusual. Mormons are definitely a different breed.
BS. The other guys were looking at him like, 'We don't know him.' Every group has a loose cannon.
Hello sir or ma'am, how are you today? Glad to hear it. My name is Dan D. Lion, and I was wondering if you're on good terms with God?
They pair the gung-ho ones with the ones who are just ticking a box their parents want ticked.
Step 1: Commit to the bit. Step 2: Get zero reaction. Step 3: Cry later in the shared apartment once you're sure everyone's asleep. Nobody ever said the church only sends its best and brightest.
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