An interesting job description
I knew a cashier who described their job as "overseeing micro transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company."
When you have to make your job sound better on your CV
I work as an ophthalmic technician, and sometimes I tell people "I poke people in the eye."
My buddy was a phlebotomist. He'd tell people his job was "stabbing people, mostly women and children."
LinkedIn approved.
I used to be a product placement specialist. I stocked shelves at the grocery store.
This boy works in ceramics quality assurance under high-pressure streams.
Overground concrete pilot, a.k.a. truck driver
My son used to say he sold drugs to high-level government officials. He worked at the CVS pharmacy inside the Pentagon.
You can see his friend smiling before he even finishes. This guy definitely uses that line all the time.
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