"Sure, you can have one"
I usually find that bigger strawberries don't taste very good. They're just pumped full of water to make them bigger. The small ones are really packed with natural sweetness and flavor.
Please tell me this doesn't just apply to strawberries.
It's the opposite: a bigger phallus has more surface area, which means more smegma for flavor
Can you fucking not
This feels like something out of the movie Annihilation.
Biblically accurate strawberry
r/fasciation
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