Fetus flytrap

I kept scrolling at first, but had to come back, laugh uncontrollably and give you your well-deserved upvote. Holy shit.

Seriously! At her chonkiest my daughter was maybe 10% this chonky, and it only lasted about 2 months before she slimmed down. My wife and I were both kind of sad about it

Babies can be chunky, but full-on Michelin Man probably isn't ideal.

Lol, my son was huge at 3 months, outgrowing his car seat. By 2 he was tall and skinny. Now he's 6'5" and 165 pounds. People grow weird. He grew out first, then evened out going up.