Are weasel-based Beyblade matches legal?

Not necessarily. Mustelids (weasels, ferrets, otters and other cute little mammals like them) are known for being super lively, spending about half their lives in some kind of zoomies. They have a specific behavior called the 'war dance,' where they leap and run around frantically to confuse their prey. Maybe even hypnotize them. Sometimes, after playing or catching prey, they get so excited they do things like this to burn off extra energy or fun. It's cute as hell in a weasel, and deeply unnerving when a wolverine or honey badger does it!

I felt the same. Like when people put out those awful neurotoxin poison baits for rodents.

I hate poison baits, and right behind them are glue traps.

Looks like something hurts🥺

Fast as hell, boy