Neighborhood menace who only steals jiu-jitsu pants
Wrestle you for it 😌
With no pants 😉
Greek style, completely naked
You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
Grab my arm, the other arm, MY other arm.
Just break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist. Walk away. It's that simple.
They're not worthless, they smell nice and they complete me
They're afraid of the consequences, Bruce Lee.
OK story time - after I graduated college, our first real place was a townhouse... where my damn blue recycling bin got stolen at least half a dozen times in one year... who the heck steals a recycling bin - most cities give them out free if you ask... God... It's been a decade and I'm still mad writing this...
I'm waiting for the third note where he insults the thief for coming back for the top and belt.
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