The cat and dog had an argument last night. The dog said something like 'At least I work around here. You couldn't do my job.' Next morning, this. Then the cat went right back to the dog's bed and never did it again.

Our landlord had a cat. One day a mouse walked by and the cat just looked at it. My roommate told the cat it was useless and didn't even know how to be a cat. For the next three days it brought him several dead mice to prove him wrong.

Cat's POV: 'I left it for him, but clearly he's still a totally useless hunter. Tsk. A 2-month-old kitten could have killed that mouse. I'd better bring him some food before he starves to death'

Sheepdogs are smart enough to get it too. Not Snoop's best day.

The problem is getting the cat to do it again. A cat can teach itself to herd, but you'll never figure out how to teach it to do that every day.