This is getting out of hand

There's a repair shop near me that "advertises" pumpkin spice brake pads every fall. In the summer they put up "Your wife is hot! Get your AC fixed!" And another shop nearby is now advertising that they were voted "the best place to take a leak."
There's a pharmacy near me called Damm Pharmacy. They advertise it as "the best Damm pharmacy in town."
A strip club near me advertises at the end of the school year: "Now hiring the class of 2026."
That's insane
Cue the oil fight with orange mocha frappuccinos
There's a Jiffy Lube near me that just put "Live, Laugh, Jiffy Lube" on their sign. Gave me a little chuckle — I like this one too.
Cinderella carriage
Never got a picture of it, but one near my house years ago said "Keep your car healthy with a gluten-free oil change"
It's also all organic, technically.
I saw an ad for pumpkin spice lap dances at Toppers in Athens, GA.
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