My neighbor has a plastic goose they dress up every now and then

Honk Fu Hustle.
The Lion's Quack!?!
That whole movie is fantastic, and the Landlady is the best part. For anyone who doesn't know Kung Fu Hustle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTdtWJrYGd4
I was hoping someone would recognize this costume.
Porch geese are a real thing. People dress them up for each season. They're all over my town. Silly, but kind of kitschy-cool.
A few months ago my wife came home VERY excited. She ran into my office: 'I GOT A GOOSE!' Not knowing at all that this was a thing, I'm thinking she.. bought one? Hit one with her car? I immediately thought of the episode of The Office where Dwight brings one in as roadkill and wants to cook it. Anyway, she got said PORCH goose, named it 'Mother Goose', and has decorated it every season since. According to her, they've been hard to find.
She is a landlord
This was a product that was selling out fast not long ago. Not sure how it happened, but this summer got hit with a 'porch goose' trend. You can buy the statue and all kinds of outfits for it
Agreed. This duck knows kung fu.
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