Chubby mermen are hugely popular with mermaids, because being chubby means they're excellent hunters.
Bro isn't fat, he's just extremely accomplished.
Bro is hypnotic
Ever seen a seal or a whale with a slim waist?
Not a successful one
Look at that pitifully skinny hunter trying to compete. Go catch some fish, bro.
The skinny hunter's low body fat means he's a shallow-reef merman. The bigger merman hunts in the hadal or twilight zone.
“A harem has formed around the large male. His display of blubber signals his hunting prowess to the females, a trait they greatly desire, for food is scarce in these harsh waters, and they know a skilled mate will provide well for their future pups.”
Big Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley Chippendales SNL sketch vibes
I wonder what life path leads to this line of work.
Where I'm from, these guys aren't just performers; they also keep the enclosure clean and feed the animals. In fact, I heard these performances started when one of them began doing this kind of thing for visitors while cleaning the enclosure, and kids especially loved it.
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