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Oct 3

Christmas tree cannon: a cannon made for shooting Christmas trees

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Cheesetorian156

'The men found it particularly funny' The wives were just there for moral support.

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Fritzkreig134

Here in the US we have giant pumpkin trebuchets!

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prophaniti24

Pumpkin chucking! Truly one of America's greatest traditions.

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Ireeb18

Of course it's just a compound word, not something you'd find in a dictionary. We simply mash words together without spaces. The literal translation would be 'Christmastreecannon'. Similarly, a pumpkin catapult would be a 'Kürbiskatapult'. Even though it isn't an existing word, everyone would immediately know what it means. The really funny part is that there's basically no limit to how many words you can combine. It just has to make sense. The barrel of this cannon would be a Weihnachtsbaumkanonenrohr. If you wanted to note its diameter on a technical data sheet, you could label it 'Weihnachtsbaumkanonenrohrdurchmesser'. If it has a tolerance, that would be the 'Weihnachtsbaumkanonenrohrdurchmessertoleranz'. That's technically correct German, but any reasonable person would start adding hyphens. You can optionally insert them in uncommon compound words. But for anyone who didn't know this bit of trivia yet: there was once a bill called 'Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz'. It's no longer in force, but that really was the name of the law. Literal translation: 'Beeflabelingmonitoringtasktransferlaw'. They usually used the abbreviation 'RflEttÜAÜG', which is obviously much easier to pronounce.

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m0rl0ck199668

Nice to see someone fighting back in the war on Christmas.

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Gho5tWr1ter66

I always love how she asks him what the point of this contraption is, and he simply replies, 'I ask myself that too.'

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PeppinoiaOP25

And then he laughs because he knows how silly it is xD so good.

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dogsledonice39

O Cannon-bomb O Cannon-bomb...

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Reddeer233

'Everyone knows the problem: trees just standing around for no reason.' Now isn't that a problem in search of a solution!

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prophaniti19

I think what this guy needs is a discarding sabot to hold everything together until it leaves the cannon. The straw wadding is probably doing a lot of the same work, but a sabot would keep it packed tighter.

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