A little passive-aggressive fun...

Okay. Hear me out.

Keep these two tabs open when you're around your Filipina.

Every time her phone makes these sounds, you hit a button and your phone makes the same sound...

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/fahhh-42300/

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/chipmunk-laugh-62540/

This is by no means a fix for the madness, but for me it's resulted in:

1. She spends way less time on social media when we're relaxing at home.

2. Her phone volume is now very low overall.

Let me know if anyone here tries this.

I'd like to hear your results...