Getting too absorbed in work
I'm just going to believe that people fall in love, for the sake of my optimistic outlook on life.
Imagine telling your kids, "Your mom scared me so badly the first time we met that I pooped myself."
My uncle met my aunt when she hit him with her car and then took him to the hospital. His favorite dad joke to tell his cousins is, "You two exist because your mom tried to kill me."
Wait, is his name Calvin Klein?
I had a girlfriend once, and every time I couldn't get it up because of whisky, or just couldn't get hard, she'd yell at my dick. We're married now.
Please stop posting videos with the ending at the very beginning. It's so annoying and dumb. This is the complete opposite of funny.
This is clickbait. Most people watching short-form videos with their attention fried would never finish the video otherwise.
I wish I could hit the dislike button three times: once for the Daily Mail, twice for putting the ending at the start, and three times for the terrible zoom. I watched what was probably the original, and the picture quality was much better than this.
The fourth is for putting Mozart over the original sound for no reason.
Why... why does every clip these days show the climax right at the beginning and then show the whole process leading up to the climax? I'm really sick of this kind of editing.
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