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This probably won't have a satisfying ending.

soyourlifeOct 24
HumorReddit4172

This probably won't have a satisfying ending.

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ImpulseAfterthought985

"My value is absolute. I won't answer to the demands of insignificant beings."

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lazydogjumper396

"Right, your value is absolutely zero right now. You need a higher number."

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Mr_Industrial126

\*sigh\* Fine, then I'll show you my ultimate power. \*clasps hands diagonally behind the back\*

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Wind-and-Waystones63

I know someone who can do this. They can even bring their arm over their head without letting go. Someone who saw it practiced all summer, not knowing the first one was just naturally flexible in the joints.

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ZSpectre337

Being able to ask clarifying questions about vague instructions has already shown quite a bit of value so far.

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ceebeefour124

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.

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Zenanii42

My solution is to not make a plan at all.

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Yarius51581

Yes! That one is too smart to fit into this pathetic system. Don't let them control you!

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pmcall22146

Interviews are all like this.

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FublahMan42

Summary of neurodivergent people. Note: me. Help me.

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