A New Service at the Neighborhood Eyeglasses Shop..
One person at a time, please.
Ah... never mind then.
How many butts do you have?
My company's entire floor.
.... Is it like a bidet, or like wet wipes?
My branch still has hand sanitizer everywhere. Now I see why.
He's after my job!
Do you do mules too, or only donkeys?
Learn from my mistake: it's all a lie! The moment you pull your pants down, they call the cops. Truth in advertising is dead.
Glasses are like a pretty butt. They should sit clean on your face.

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