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Moving a Sleeping Baby

saifsawdaOct 22
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Moving a Sleeping Baby

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pixeltweaker2094

Later my kids confessed that every time I carried them out of the car and into the house, they were actually awake the whole time. They just wanted to be carried. I got totally played. Still gotta admit, that's some skill.

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denNISI579

If they're easy to carry, I'd fall for it too. Whether they're pretending to be quiet or actually quiet, I'm fine with either one!

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maxofreddit240

We went through this too, when one of our daughters was about thirteen. We were driving back late at night, and when I opened the van's sliding door, I could see she was just starting to wake up. So I told my wife, "Shh... she's still asleep, look," and put on an act. My daughter kept pretending to sleep too, and I hauled her out of the car and carried her inside. I'm pretty sure both of them were giggling a bit the whole way. That was the last time I carried my daughter out of the car. ;(

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ReaDiMarco150

"Pretending to be quiet" "Actually being quiet" Kids don't realize these are the same thing.

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34hood800

I'm Vietnamese, and this dad's whispered lines go something like, "The baby's already asleep, don't make noise, turn on the AC so she doesn't get hot."

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denNISI316

I can't stop laughing lol! He sounds so determined to get the baby to sleep!

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Zalpha306

Poor dad, he looks so stressed.

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StrobeLightRomance216

I've raised four kids, so I recognize that energy. The dad's thinking that laying the baby down without waking her means he's won at life. But he doesn't know life is a rigged game.

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DarkExtremis273

I don't know what she's planning, but it looks important, so I'll just watch quietly. -probably the baby

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Mikic00213

I totally get that feeling. You try to get them to sleep for hours, then find out they were awake the whole time, or they wake up at the slightest change. I checked whether mine were asleep in the wall mirror, since that was the only way to avoid waking them. Then the mission impossible of getting them into bed begins...

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