I left my husband in charge of the Halloween decorations with no supervision, and

Didn't see that goatse coming

Leaving it unsupervised was a real prolapse of judgment.

You gotta move your feet, like the pumpkin leaning toward its shins and spread open, nicely showing off the soles of its feet.

The pumpkin hole is the work of the neighborhood squirrels. My husband improvised a fix. Of course I'm going to keep it out for the trick-or-treaters tonight. P.S. Wow, the front page! I'm raising money for Extra Life, helping Children's Miracle Network hospitals. You can donate here: https://dd.extra-life.org/participants/corgipug Think of the kids!

Everyone here goes "I don't bring my kids here." Your kids will grow up and either leave you, a blind fool, far behind, or become antisocial losers shunned by their peers. With love, a teacher who deals with kids and teenagers every day.

It's not dirty. It's a nude pumpkin I got from playing a game.