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[OC] How to Learn to Fly an Airplane

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[OC] How to Learn to Fly an Airplane

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shadowtheimpure714

That's me on planes. I have a bowel issue, so it takes me less than 5 seconds to go from "I'm fine" to "I need to go right now," which is why I always grab an aisle seat.

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CharcoalGreyWolf196

I'm 193cm tall with a 94cm inseam, so I grab aisle seats too. Airlines have started charging extra for exit row seats >!seats.!< (In my opinion, if they want someone who is physically fit and willing to help other passengers in an emergency, they should give something in return. In this case, that's extra legroom).

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rywolf198

Why did you put 'seats' under spoiler tags?

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Astralfridgemagnet103

Now you've spoiled it for me!

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dz2048426

Please don't be the person who books a non-aisle seat, boards, and then begs to switch to an aisle seat.

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made-of-questions111

And if I say I paid extra for an aisle seat, they pretend not to hear.

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ambasciatore51

Ugh, seriously. Just book an aisle seat. I won't switch.

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zer1223112

Pro tip: cut out coffee on the day of your flight.

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gn0xious85

No way, I'm having 4 coffees, a 3-egg omelet loaded with cheese, and 2 donuts. Living dangerously.

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Jeremymia64

I'm a people-pleaser, but if someone said that to me, I'd give them the biggest eye-roll of my life. I'm not going anywhere.

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