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If it were my kid, they'd have run off shouting "Goal!"

Fair-Performer8532Oct 23
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If it were my kid, they'd have run off shouting "Goal!"

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Altruistic_Tie_7850941

He's not a dummy, he's just a good boy doing good boy things.

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cocolanoire169

You know how hard street life is in this economy. Nobody wants to run around just trying to find food.

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CeleryMan2078

The owner finally noticed, so the dog starts wagging its tail. "Finally, someone's paying attention to me!"

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Losaru417

Gabe Newell got so caught up in his phone call that his wiener escaped, and now it's all over the internet.

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fridder54

Someone probably just asked again when Half-Life 3 is coming out.

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oiseaufeux184

It needs a harness that actually fits.

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Spazza42137

And it also needs an owner who takes proper care of it.

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oiseaufeux57

Yes! And a regular leash too. Those retractable leashes are only good for causing accidents.

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samosa_with_chutney81

The owner is being an idiot.

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RyunWould78

Just one punctuation mark makes a huge difference.

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