I'll pass.
Honestly, I'd rather stay at an "indoor poop river" hotel than an "outdoor poop river" one.
Wait, isn't an indoor poop river just a river?
Come to think of it, the pipes from my bathroom to the city sewer are kind of an indoor poop river too.
Thanks to the Romans building outdoor poop rivers, we get to use indoor ones now.
Thanks, I didn't want to know that.
The reviews for this place are going to be flooding in.
Don't tell me how to have fun!
This reminds me of a line from the movie Atlantis: "To the person who removed the 'L' from the Motor Pool sign, ha ha, we're all having a very good time."
"Attention. Tonight's dinner will be baked beans. This will be followed by a music program... who wrote this?"

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