The hotel woke me up at exactly 5 a.m.
Okay, that's a wake-up call I could get behind, as long as it's guaranteed!
It all depends on how you say it: - "Get up, it's 5 o'clock!" --> "Ugh, shut up, let me sleep!" - "Honey, there's a giraffe outside!" → "Yay!!!" *kicks off the blanket*
> There's a giraffe outside Okay, next time start with that line!
Gotta set the alarm for sure, I can't miss feeding time!
Hey Google, set my alarm to 'giraffe mode.'
I want to wake up to a giraffe too
So cute and lovable. If you were really annoyed, would you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself getting up looking tired?
Wow, that's so cool
The giraffe-print pajama shirt is a subtle easter egg
You feed a giraffe and don't pet it at the same time? That ridge on top of its head needs some circular scratching.
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