Found your mom's underwear lying around.
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Aman-R-Sole393
Not saying your mom is fat, but the amount of sunlight she reflects is insane.
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Learnmorehere120
Took a plane and caused an eclipse.
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MALESTROMME81
Tried skydiving but needed three skies.
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Swimming_Put1506215
Your mom is so old that her rainbows used to be black and white.
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phillypharm56
Your mom is so fat she uses her underwear as a hammock.
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Guts_731327
Your mom is so fat you'd need latitude and longitude to find her butthole.
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ermghoti147
This joke is mean, dumb, old, and worn out, just like your mom.
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rob-cubed88
Your mom is so fat she broke it when she fell in love.
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HumpieDouglas78
The Earth used to be flat... until we buried your mom.
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weefees50
Oh, and your mom is so dumb she sits on top of the TV to watch the couch.
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