Dick Print 3000

People might get angry or offended by this, but I think it's a really valid and funny piece of social satire lol

I hope it's improved over the Dickprint 2000. That one was made of wood and was kind of uncomfortable to sit on.

But is it a left-wearing or a right-wearing model?

Every civilization reinvents the codpiece

A funny story: At a previous company, some of the executives went on an offsite that included activities like cycling. I joined later and ended up seeing the photos from it. I saw the group photo on the bikes and my jaw dropped. Because of the tight cycling shorts, you could see everything of my Bavarian colleague, who normally looked pretty unremarkable - his enormous package was on full display! It was literally the elephant in the room - you couldn't not look, but nobody brought it up.