Affordable housing
You can't even afford that, so you're headed straight to the Soylent Green factory.
I'd rather be eaten by someone else than pay tens of thousands of dollars to be buried and become a pollutant.
Wow, look who's here, the rich guy who can afford a burial plot!
Aw, it's cute that you think you could buy a burial plot. Those are super expensive.
Cremation is just as expensive, huh.
Do you know how much it costs to die these days? Maybe you can afford it, but what about your family?
So I've signed up to donate my body to science when I die. I can't handle the cost of a grave plot or a funeral, and I don't want to burden anyone else either.
So there really is someone who can buy a burial plot? That's fiction.
I can't even buy a grave plot, so I guess I have to keep living. Anyway, see you at work tomorrow.
Ha! Do you think I could afford a burial plot?

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