I freaking JUMPED. What kind of nightmare fuel is this??
I freaking JUMPED. What kind of nightmare fuel is this??

Wrestle you for it 😌
- I set up a remote gig where I make maybe $10–12 an hour, 20 hours a week. Easy, chill, not real work. - I bought houses in rough neighborhoods in the US, fixed them up and rented them out. Still have one. Maybe $450 a month profit after taxes, repairs and insurance. - I keep a car at my rental house and a basement apartment. Every now and then I go back and hustle Uber for 3–5 months. I make $1,200–1,500 a week hustling 55–60 hours a week. Great way to stack cash. Then back to the Philippines for 1–3 years. - I'm pretty heavy in dividend stocks, bringing in maybe $300 a month. It takes a lot of work to avoid real work.
When I first came to the Philippines in 2018, it was just for a holiday. I really liked the people — open-hearted and cheerful. But as I've spent more time in the country for work, I've realized how broken things really are behind the scenes. You don't really see it as a tourist, but when you live here and have to work with people, it's not always easy. I considered retiring here, but honestly Europe gives me all of that and so much more. Islands like Madeira or Mallorca, Portugal's Algarve, and Spain's Mediterranean coast are really beautiful and affordable.
Either go cry on TikTok for attention or just worry about your own life and business.
It's like Toy Story 2 for grown men

That's a goldendoodle look of 'you've annoyed me, so one day I'll gnaw on your still-warm body'. I get that look when the mandatory whipped cream tax isn't up to standard.
'I took your bed, and now I'm taking your job. What are you gonna do about it, barky cat?'
No need to re-stamp a valid visa. Just carry your old passport with you when you travel. An expired passport doesn't automatically make the visas in it invalid
Depends on what she's having done….. but she asked for $700… so I assume she knows what she wants to do. $1,000 should be fine.
Never understood the hype around this game. I'm a gamer and never liked any of the GTA games. There are much, much better games out there.
Dr. Lozada. He treated me for hepatitis C and did an endoscopy at Makati Medical Center. He's awesome!

Thanks for drawing attention to the indigenous people in our communities. Their land keeps getting taken from them and exploited. We should be doing more to help and protect them.
Nobody's going to give you referrals. You could be a nutcase. Also, you might end up booking her right when the guy wants to see her.
The saxophone is getting way overused.
The ketchup thing is real.

A dermatologist in Cebu saw a spot on my bald head and said 'uh-oh.' But it was beyond her skills. She recommended Dr. Cynthia Tan at St. Luke's in Manila. GREAT doctor. Trained in skin cancer surgery at Massachusetts General Hospital, former head of dermatology at St. Luke's. Married to a cosmetic skin surgeon. Biopsy = 7,000. Cancer. Oops!!! Surgery 1 (yes, ONE) centimeter deep, 2.5 cm across (to try to get all the roots), with a skin graft from my groin (see any stitch marks?) to cover the crater. 35,000 pesos. No regrowth 8 years later, still A-OK.
Buy a budget phone

Or just say you arrived last month 🤷🏽♀️ I've been doing that for 6 years

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